I'm an ordinary woman,
Least most of the time.
Not many bad habits,
and still in my prime.
But at least once a day,
I get in my "twit",
then i lose my temper,
and have me a fit!!
When i bought this shirt,
it gave me the right
for one hissy fit,
each morning and night.
Now i love this club,
that i joined dog-goneit!!!
But I've got one-nerve left:
and you're gettin' on it!!!
